Saturday, August 1, 2009

JPFO: The Seven Varieties of Gun Control Advocate.

An informative read: THE SEVEN VARIETIES OF GUN CONTROL ADVOCATE

Sadly, no examples are given of each variety. I've decided to try my hand at it.

ELITISTS - Ted Kennedy, Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, John Kerry, Jim Zumbo, Jimmy Carter, Rosie O'Donnell. To a lesser extent, Ray Schoenke. I'd also include any anti-gunner who openly owns and uses a gun. They are often found coming off of a canned hunt with a high-dollar shotgun slung over one shoulder, while looking down their nose at those who own those evil, unsporting assault weapons.


AUTHORITARIANS - Rahm Emmanuel, Richard Daley, Michael Bloomberg and the rest of the micro-dictators that compose the MAIG. They can often be found harassing law abiding people while engaging in illegal behavior of their own. After all, they are the authority. They can do nothing wrong.

CRIMINALS - Too many names to list. Just visit Chicago, Baltimore, Newark, Philadelphia, or DC on a warm night and see how crime thrives in these gun control paradises. I must also include in this category the criminal apologists/advocates such as Snuffy Pfleger, Al Sharpton, and even Barack Obama.

THE FEARFUL - Carolyn McCarthy, Sarah Brady, Bryan Miller. Pretty much any of the victim/survivor turned anti-gun activist crowd.

IDEOLOGICAL CHAMELEONS - A lot of coastal Republicans fall in this category. Michael Steele, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani.

SECURITY MONOPOLISTS - General "Weasley" Clark, Chief Cathy Lanier, Chief Eddie Compass.

THE DYSFUNCTIONALLY UNWORLDLY - Barack Obama

Many of the people i've listed could fit multiple categories, but I put them where I think they fit most of the time. Of course i'm probably missing a lot of obvious people, so feel free to add your own.

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