Sunday, July 10, 2011

Paul Helmke's Greatest Hit's.

Paul Helmke has tipped out the door at the Brady Camp, but he won't be forgotten. If anything, his many lies and moments of general stupidity will provide years worth of ammo for the pro-rights movement.

Here are some of his best one-liners:

"The Brady Campaign is not a gun ban organization." - Paul Helmke

Obviously bull. Assault weapons ban, anyone?

Violence in Mexico has increased since Congress allowed the federal assault weapons ban to expire in 2004. - Paul Helmke

Bull again.

"Families should not have to stare down loaded AK-47's on nature hikes." - Paul Helmke on legalizing park carry

Hoplophobic nonsense.

"People always say there are all these laws on the books. There aren't any laws on the books." - Paul Helmke

Bovine scat.

"Maybe we oughta look at adopting some of the Mexican laws here in the US." - Paul Helmke

And that is just stupid.

This will be Helmke's legacy: A bumbling, anti-gun buffoon not only ignorant of current American law, but Mexican law and the positions of his own organization. A mealy-mouthed train wreck of a man whose career is marked with legislative failure after failure (thankfully).

One thing I will miss about Paul is how funny he was. Not funny like a clown, but funny like a burning car stuck in a tree.

Good-bye, Paul. I knew you entirely too well.

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